cursor by strikeus-likematches Bleeding Roses
me: The wonderful thing about detectives, is detectives are wonderful things! Their bottoms are made out of rubber, their tails are made out of springs! They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! The most wonderful thing about consulting detectives is I'm the only one. I'MMMM THE ONLY ONE. *winks* Afternoon.
rachel: If their bottoms were made out of rubber and their tails were made out of springs then they wouldn't go splat on the sidewalk.
me: *screams*